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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

"Don't mansion it".

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