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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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