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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. What was his wife's name?

Barb

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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How did guests know chili would be served at the party?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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