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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What do you call the waiting area for mens' hair stylists?

The barber queue

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot (not)

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What's this?

A field of hole wheat.

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