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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their own Prague-ative.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro-scope

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