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What do train designers need to study?

Pullmonology

2005

Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

307

Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

297

Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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