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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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How were Reggie and his friends referred to?

Regimen

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was usually a hair-raising experience.

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