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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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Why was student's uncle able to pick her up from school when he wasn't her father?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What do you call the waiting area for mens' hair stylists?

The barber queue

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

It was just revolting.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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How did guests know chili would be served at the party?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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