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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

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