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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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