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Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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How did guests know chili would be served at the party?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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