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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He couldn't get a handle on it.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

"Don't mansion it".

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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