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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Why is there a lack of neurologists?

Few have the nerve.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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