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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What happens if fowl don't build nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What do attorneys wear to court when representing clients?

Their law suits.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro-scope

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