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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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