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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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How did guests know chili would be served at the party?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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