Pictures:

What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

1998

What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are nitty-gritty.

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