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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Why is being a jockey such a desirable profession?

They just horse around all day.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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