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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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What do you call the waiting area for mens' hair stylists?

The barber queue

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