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What happens if fowl don't build nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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