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Which type of realtor markets people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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