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What happens if fowl don't build nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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Where does a lot of violent activity take place?

In youth hostiles

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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