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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What do you call the waiting area for mens' hair stylists?

The barber queue

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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