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Why was student's uncle able to pick her up from school when he wasn't her father?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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What happens if fowl don't build nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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