Pictures:

If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What is this man's position?

He's a steakholder for a photographer.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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