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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Why are some men more inherently curious?

They have larger "why" chromosomes.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro-scope

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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