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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Why was the small horse limited to merely walking in a straight line?

It was a one-trick-pony.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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What is the largest bone on a hippo?

Their hips.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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