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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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