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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

780

Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

1519

Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Why do people get hit by the same bicycle every day?

It's a vicous cycle.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

1518

What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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