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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What did county workers accomplish with this sign?

A bee-line.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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