Pictures:

A picture worth a thousand words.

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Which type of realtor markets people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Why are bananas so popular?

They have a peel.

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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Where's a cheap option for finding certain wristwatch parts?

A second-hand store.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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