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What course does a punster take to go from making bad to good puns?

End o'cringe-ology

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro-scope

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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