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Are those mooneshiners still in business?

They STILL are.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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