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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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