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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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How do billboards communicate with each other?

Sign language

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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