Pictures:

Which fruit cannot be consumed as a single entity?

A pair

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

1270

How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

1599

What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

1500

How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

1806

What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

489

Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

1084

What's going on here?

This man's wife asked him to hold his horses.

875

What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

234

Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

1257

What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading.

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