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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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Which Einstein idea concerns family relations?

The Theory of Relativity.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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