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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this hospital due to delayed permits?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He couldn't get a handle on it.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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