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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

2665

How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

590

What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

2286

What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

1465

Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

1817

What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

1319

Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

780

What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

1784

Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

1338

What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

1274

How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

1996