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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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