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What happens if fowl don't build nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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What is the study of vintage radios called?

Radiology

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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