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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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What would one say when learning how a skunk's odor is produced?

That makes scents.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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