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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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