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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

It's batter.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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What are these people doing?

Driving people bananas.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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What is the proper way to greet the Dalai Lama?

Hello Dalai!

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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