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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What was the source of Bob's mortal foot injury?

He kicked the bucket.

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