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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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How were Reggie and his friends referred to?

Regimen

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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