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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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