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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

It was just revolting.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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