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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the Drawing Board.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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