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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

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It's always up to something.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

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With a pumpkin patch.

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What is brown and sticky?

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A stick.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

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Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

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They are both Paris sights.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

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It has a meltdown.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

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Because it was shell-fish.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

What does the Eiffel Tower have in common with a tick?

They are both Paris sights.

What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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