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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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How did Patty feel about her wonderful female cat?

She was purr-fect.

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Why did Martha love walking on the boardwalk?

She never had a bored walk on the boardwalk.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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