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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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