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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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Rock and roll.

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What do shoes and noses have in common?

They both smell.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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What is a stack of watches called?

A watch tower.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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