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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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