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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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Why did the student study outside in the cold?

Because he wanted to learn the subject cold.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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Why did the city clean up it's large city dump?

Because people felt that its waste line was unsightly.

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What's the motto of a computer programmer who enjoys programming?

I never metadata I didn't like.

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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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How is a meal like archery?

It's best when it hits the spot.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What type of cleaner pushes men away?

Deter gent.

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How did Marty respond when his wife accused him of drinking a fifth of whisky?

He pleaded the fifth.

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