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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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