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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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When did the mother of a newborn boy wake up?

At son rise.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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