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What is the ability of having nerves of steel called?

Nerve-ana.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What do you call a farmer who makes medicine from the food he grows?

A farmacist.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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