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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What kind of ship demands total control?

Dictator ship

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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