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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What kind of horse involves aching muscles?

A charlie horse.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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