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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What do you call a Hippopotomus that is a phony?

A hippo-crite.

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What is it called when a mystic is hopeful about the future?

Opti-mistic.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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