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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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What is a jacket without curves?

A strait jacket.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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Why is dating tricky?

There might be a 'catch' in what looks like a good catch.

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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What can you say about the courtroom of Judge Alan Fier?

Each of his trials was a trial by Fier.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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