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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Why did the police arrest the comedian?

Because he was a riot.

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How did Mark feel when he used a machine to get rid of his static?

He felt ex-static.

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What word means both 'large' and 'disgusting'?

Gross

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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