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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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How do we know that a coincidence can be worth money?

The word coincidence begins with the word 'coin'.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What is a good slogan for the Republican Party?

The elephant is relevant.

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What is getting internet sales for scary movies called?

Eeek! commerce.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What is a bee from the United States called?

A USB.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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