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What is the problem with a small group of people controlling a country?

It's just us, instead of justice.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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Did the baker find it difficult to learn his craft?

He thought it was a piece of cake.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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What is this?

It escapes me.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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