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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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