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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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How are banks like trees?

They both have branches.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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