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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What is it called when someone gets tired because they are overweight?

Fatigue

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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Why did Martha carry a small rock with her?

To remind her that sometimes life is hard.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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