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Why was the hot dog happy?

Because it was on a roll.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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How do you compare baseball, bowling, and unions?

Baseball: 3 strikes=out, Bowling: 12 strikes= perfect game, Union: strikes are unlimited.

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What seven letter word for a tree has all 5 vowels?

Sequoia

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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Why did Bill get furious at the person who tried to steal his goat?

It really got his goat.

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